What is your battle cry?
Lo! Who is that, rampaging across the fields! It is Fishcrayons, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a mighty cry, her voice cometh:
“I’m going to spackle you with wasabi!!!”
Striding over the hotel lobby, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Eldritchsmuttybarmpot! And she gives a cruel cry:
“I’m going to smack you beyond the end of time!”
Sprinting through the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Clinglikeivy! And she gives an ominous howl:
“I’m seriously going to make tacos with your corpse!”
Stalking on the tarmac, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Martinfreemansnotapervert! And she gives a bloodthirsty bellow:
“I’m going to fuck you into your own personal hell!!”
Lo! Who is that, rampaging over the candy store! It is Darnstockholm, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a mighty scream, her voice cometh: “In the name of malice, I destroy all in my path like a sentient bulldozer!!!”
Stalking through the tarmac, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Pastellieria! And she gives an ominous howl:
“I’m going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!”
